January 2010
Hair products (like shampoo, and conditioner) are...
ohyeahfacts:
The hair that is visible on the human body is dead hair – when hair is alive it is still beneath the surface of the skin. Nothing you add to the hair can make it healthier – it can merely add shine or color. Once the hair is out, there is nothing you can do to make it healthier.
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I’m only reblogging this because I seriously laugh SO HARD when people brag about their...
“I wanted so badly to lie down next to her on the couch, to wrap my arms around...”
– John Green, Looking For Alaska
“You know what else don’t smoke, drink, or tap ass on a lazy Tuesday...”
– Ray, Achewood
“Among other things, you’ll find that you’re not the first person who...”
– My favorite Salinger quote.
“Grand. There’s a word I really hate. It’s a phony. I could puke...”
– RIP Salinger
(I’m sadder than I’ve ever been when someone I didn’t know died.)
Dang. Y'all are real cute.
Oh, shit. This is a game-changer. BYE BYE,...
Watchmikeambs:
On the 24th, Erica, Jami and I went on a photo adventure in Detroit. While on our way to an empty house on Parkview, we passed the old Lafayette building and saw it was in the middle of being demolished. It’s sad to see a building like this go to such waste thanks to mismanagement and a short-sighted city counsel. Apparently there’s plans to turn it into a small park… Watching it...
YOU MAKE ME TOUCH YOUR HANDS FOR STUPID REASONS →
Just found this again. Always cheers me up.
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My bedroom smells like a Target dressing room that...
Dear girls:
Please stop doing the following things so much.
-Putting Christmas lights in your bedroom.
-Taking pictures of your feet.
-Talking about your cat constantly.
I just can’t fucking take it anymore.
The Ones
dearoldlove:
I finally realized that you’re not the only one who could make me feel this way.
I had to reblog this. Even though following dearoldlove is a sort of sappy weirdo thing to do, I kinda love it. And I love this entry the most. This was one of my most painful/wonderful realizations. I went through most of my life thinking I would never find anyone that really got me. Then I did. Then...
Uncle Buck is a good-ass movie.
Having a bad day? NOT ANYMORE! →
You’re very welcome.
Beck dresses like a fucking turd nowadays. Boo,...
CRIMSON RAGIN'
KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS, SF.
Yous ain't too bright, are ya?
Woman… woe-man… whoooa-man. She was a thief, you gotta believe, she stole my heart and my cat. Betty, Judy, Josie and those hot Pussycats… they make me horny, Saturday morny… girls of cartoo-ins will leave me in ruins… I want to to be Betty’s Barney. Hey Jane… get me off this crazy thing… called love.
If you have a degree, what is it and what is your...
redcloud asked: So, how does one find you on Virb?
“Court? At night? I’m already laughing. Tell me more.”
– Tracy, 30 Rock (Season 3)
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Every day I will:
Make something
Exercise
Drink as much water as I can stand
Get out of bed before noon
Go to bed before 4 am
Or at least try to.
Remember...
1. Whoever comes are the right people.
2. Whatever happens is the only thing that could have.
3. Whenever it starts is the right time.
4. When it’s over, it’s over.
“I don’t poo anymore. Get a lackey to do it for me.”
– Noel Gallagher
::swooooon::
Alabama: Did I do my part okay?
Clarence: Bamaloo, you were perfect.
Alabama: Like a ninja?
Clarence: Like a ninja.
“Okey dokey, doggie daddy.”
– Alabama, True Romance
(Dude, Patricia Arquette is the sexiest woman alive in that movie.)
Sometimes I just want to lay on the couch with...
Call me crazy, but wasn’t Bob Saget kind of 90s hot?
“Should the Iraq war be something else, like donuts or television? Yes or No”
– Eugene Mirman
“Renee Zellweger looks like she’s made of marzipan. For those of you who...”
– Fabrice Fabrice (AKA Nick Kroll)
Wondering why you can't plug your USB device in?
BECAUSE THAT’S THE ETHERNET PORT, YA JACKASS!
