February 2011
Just realized my life is probably in the best...
January 2011
Secret Tumblr Message
I like you the best.
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No, no. I’m sorry. You’re right.
– Ed has cracked the Lainey code.
The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you.
– David Foster Wallace
doogiehowsermd asked: I catch myself saying this a lot: http://twitter.com/#!/sandwichpolice/status/26087605049
catsound asked: are you dating the guy you podcast with?
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Sup, Blog Face?
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The Lord is Testing Me
Her: So, you don’t have a religion?
Me: Nope.
Her: Do you celebrate Christmas?
Me: Kinda. I mean, I do but not for the birth of Christ. I just do it cos that’s when everybody celebrates like being with family and giving presents and stuff.
Her: That technically qualifies you as a Christian.
Me: There’s such a thing as being Christian by technicality?
Her: It’s not,...
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I can hear my new roommate kissing her boyfriend...
Reblog if you hate reblogging.
Personally, I welcome our new reblogging French...
I want to paint a copper accent wall in my...
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Sometimes I can wait for a really long time for...
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luckyshirt asked: Uhm... ketchup.
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luckyshirt:
I made something.
My partner made something! (Which doesn’t explain why our new podcast episode isn’t up yet. That’s my fault. You see, I am what we call in the podcasting biz “lazy”.) Anyway, go watch his thing and get excited about it and stuff. *SPOILER*: Try not to puke cos the blood is WAY TOO REAL.
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Comedy is our best defense against pain. In conjunction with medical expertise.
– Russell Brand
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My cat is a fuckin' psychopath.
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I just had an amazing idea in my sleep and then I...
Hey Fronds
highlyfunctioningpothead:
I thought I would firstly, frankly, introduce myself by showing you the first two pages of my “idea notebook.” They say it better than I ever could.
PAGE 1:
PAGE 2:
I want you to know this is my friend. She is a highly functioning pothead. She doesn’t want her dad to find out. But she’s gonna blog and you can watch how pot should be done. This is...
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Chazford Tootles: An Announcement →
chaztoo:
I remastered the first 30 strips of Gutenberg’s Pygmies and put them in an ebook. It’s officially on Amazon today, ready for download, and a stone cold steal at .99¢. Even if you don’t have a Kindle, you can get it through the Kindle app on your iPhone, iPad or Android. Here is a picture of it…
HERE IS A THING MY FRIEND MADE THAT YOU CAN HAVE FOR LESS THAN 100 PENNIES! IMAGINE...
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They say when you have a stroke, you smell burning toast. So, whenever I smell...
– Noel Fielding, Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2010
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Is there still a page on Tumblr where you can...
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I was very surprised they invited me back after the horrendous things I said. I...
– Ricky Gervais on being asked to host again.
He warned them. I can’t say I disagree that his jokes were mean-spirited, but that doesn’t make them untrue or not funny. It just makes them mean. And that is his thing. And it is up to you whether or not you allow what someone else says...
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