February 2012
4 people living or dead for dinner?
Bernie Mac. Pepper Ann. Justin Bieber. Oscar Wilde.
It’d be out of control!
I almost posted some really mean and negative...
“YOU OBVIOUSLY DON’T KNOW MY DOG!”
– Another perfect Parker Posey line from the same scene
“What are you, some kind of wizard?”
– Parker Posey says this line in the movie Best In Show and I lose it every single time. She’s so pissed.
“Are you anybody’s favorite person?”
– A question I read on the Internet and enthusiastically answered “PROBABLY EVERYONE’S” to
Some thoughts about my thoughts
I don’t really talk about this with many people, but not because I’m ashamed. I just don’t usually feel like it’s worth mentioning because I’m sure it’s fairly common and most people have their own way to deal with it.
I have panic attacks. They are very rare for me and often stem from the same situation. I hang out with people for extended periods of time...
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I just killed an ant who was carrying a dead ant...
Best. Weekend. Ever.
Everybody needs a nap. It's nap time. When we wake...
“Why won’t our love keel over as it chokes on a bone?
We can mourn its...”
– Frightened Rabbit, Poke
samhumphries:
Ten Seconds of Every Top 100 Song...
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“Sometimes I’m goody goody
Right now I’m naughty naughty”
– Aaliyah, Are You That Somebody
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Microwave Secret
I don’t put anything in for a specific time. I just hit the pizza button and start it and open the door when I think it’s done or add another pizza button push if it needs more time.
Example: a slice of pizza = pizza button X 2
OOPS! Oh well. Leaving that reblog. It's...
“I remember this time I was pouring my heart out to you and explaining why I love...”
– Excerpt from an ex-boyfriend’s email wherein he thanks me for never being “heavy”. He doesn’t get me.
My Generation
No cell phones. We had pagers. Some of us did. If you didn’t, you just hung out at home playing Nintendo until you got the call that briefed you on the night’s activities. No Internet. You found your porn in the woods under large rocks. Who put it there? Don’t know. Don’t care. Parents didn’t have to meet other parents. I’d just tell my mom I was staying the...
“Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there’s...”
– Cher, Clueless
THESE EYES. ARE CRYIN. THESE EYES HAVE SEEN A LOT...
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“There she was; an angel in a Pearl Jam t-shirt.”
– Tommy Saxondale describing the first time he saw Magz
eMotions
Me: *sobbing*
Him: You’re having a really emotional day, huh?
Me: WHITNEY HOUSTON DIED AND I’M CONSTIPATED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE.
Him: Ooookaaay.
Endearest →
From this point forward my blog will be reblog-free. All reblogging will go to this new blog. So, I hope you’re happy.
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In Which I Describe Why Ed Is My Best Friend
I get discouraged pretty easily. It’s one of the few things I don’t like about myself. Recently, I have been full-on researching and experimenting with raw food/macro diet/juicing. It’s something I really feel will benefit me greatly. Ed was actually the person who originally turned me on to it. We recently had a huge fight and didn’t talk for a couple weeks. Huge deal at...
Part of me can only rationalize the level of...
“Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing,
there is a field. I’ll...”
– Jalal ad-Din Rumi
