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“Maybe you’ll fall in love with me all over again.”
“Hell,” I said, “I love you enough now. What do you want to do? Ruin me?”
“Yes. I want to ruin you.”
“Good,” I said. “That’s what I want too.”
— Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms (via adecentfellow)
(Source: blua, via joaniepepperoni)
One of the reasons I love my plants: they don’t have a reload button I can hit obsessively.
They Don’t Complain and They Die Quietly
Plants don’t blog. They don’t post stupid comments. They don’t have follower counts and they don’t care how many followers you have.
All plants want is a little water, a little sun, and a little company. And in return they’ll grow and change and reward you occasionally with explosions of beauty.
Didn’t need the caption as that was my immediate assumption.
(via eldudebrothers)
I sincerely believe that “butts” is the funniest non-profane, one-syllable word in existence, and therefore this can never be topped.
For Lainey.
FINALLY I AM THE FIRST PERSON WHO COMES TO KELLY’S MIND WHEN SHE SEES BUTTS!
(Source: kilokilokilo)
JUBILEE NAILS!
“The Internet [isn’t] a physical world or a virtual world, but a human world. The Internet’s physical infrastructure has many centers, but from a certain vantage point there is really only one: You. Me. The lowercase i. Wherever I am, and wherever you are.” — Andrew Blum takes a journey to the center of the internet. (via explore-blog)
(Source: , via explore-blog)
joaniepepperoni asked: what kind of shampoo and conditioner do you use that makes your hair smell so incredible?
I read somewhere that a French woman will never tell another woman the name of her perfume. I’m like that, but with my shampoo.
thestapler327 asked: Would you rather be responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs or or have your genitalia permanently pixelated ala "Cops"?
You wanna know how easy this question was for me? I saw the word “Cops” and was like THAT ONE. And then I read the question and I was like, WHOA. THANKS INSTINCTS. NAILED IT.
diealogz asked: Who has the best butt? I demand photos!
I hope you asked this knowing FULL WELL that you can’t pick just one. I think there are so many butts that are the best for their sub-butt-category. I mean, in my own _Personal Opinion_, I feel like if I had to pick a good example of one of the best ever, I’d still go with the AA’s Best Bottom 2010 contest. But, I will say you can probably find a bunch more here and here that you will like better.
Do you guys love butts? Me too. Anyway, I'm stoned. Ask me some junk or not whatever who needs you?
This is how I feel pretty much every time Sam texts me. He says really nice things! Other people say nice things to me too but none as frequently as Sam. Good job, Sam!Nice Messages
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Today’s Juice Box Hero is, Carl Sagan.
Sam, it’s your God!