Hell Nope

Ask me anything   Hi. I'm Lainey. My hair smells incredible. I'm a deep and beautiful person. High phantom density. Phantoms like a mother fucker. I love comedy, art, comics, nail art, weenie dogs, and the way old books smell. Let's be friends.

Season 2 Premier: SPACE SLEEP

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The Selected Jerks emerge from a cryogenic slumber to drop science on fast food etiquette, Korean fashion, and whippin’ it out. BONUS: We enjoy and re-tell a story from friend of the show ivegotzooms.

Broken glass, picking it up after the breakdown, dropping the needle. Season two is upon us.

We’re on Twitter. We’re on the emails at jerks at selectedjerks dot com. We accept questions. Hit us (gently).

Okay. That was good. I needed that. Now, if you’ll excuse me. I need to listen to some Ma$e while ignoring his calls.
— 6 months ago with 19 notes
  1. hellnope reblogged this from selectedjerks and added:
    Okay. That was good. I needed that. Now, if you’ll excuse me. I need...some Ma$e while...
  2. tbmimsthethird reblogged this from selectedjerks and added:
    It’s about damn time.
  3. lindstifa reblogged this from selectedjerks and added:
    You go. Listen now.
  4. patrickdanger reblogged this from selectedjerks and added:
    Here, put this in you. Then we can pull
  5. thisistheglamorous reblogged this from selectedjerks and added:
    If you know what’s good for you, you’ll get every
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